poppunkfunk:

just my edit
pwease don’t remove credit :c


baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

sixpenceee:

THE BOY WHO LOVED TO READ
Unknown author
Once, there was a boy who loved to read. He read everything he could get his hands on, and loved going to his favorite book store. One day, the boy realized he had read everything the store had to offer. He confronted the owner, and asked him if he had anything the boy had never checked out. The owner said why, yes, I do, and pulled out a book called “Death”. He gladly sold it to the boy at a discounted price of 50$.
However, he warned the boy, never to read the front page. Well, the boy returned to his house and read the book, and he was content. However, he always wondered, what could be on that front page, it was always in the back of his mind. One day, the temptation was too much for the boy, and he flipped to the very front of the book, and dropped the book in HORROR.
There, in bold print, was MSRP 7.99$

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via trust)



tylenold:

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

(via hotboyproblems)


psychofactz:

More Facts on Psychofacts :)

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup

(Source: stability, via automatically)

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